Ilea's Father's Day gift to me. Awesome!

Ilea was struggling on what to give me for father's day because I'm pretty hard to shop for and the family hasn't been able to go shopping due to sicknesses, back issues, school plays, etc... So on Father's day she spent a fair amount of time and gave me a great Father's day present yesterday (in addition to baking me some cookies):

THE AMAZING MULTI-PURPOSE FATHER-OVER ONE THOUSAND USES!

Capable of so many things, "dads" are the newest in parental technology. They will assist with varying degrees of difficulty in assorted activities, including homework, puzzles, fixing the computer and any other problem you may have, when required. They do yardwork, they do the dishes, and they use a hammer and nails. Fathers may not be known for five-star cuisine, but anyone who has been around their helpful and loving personalities cannot help loving them in return. Guaranteed to be both strong and knowledgeable, your personal dad can help you with anything, even if you think he can't. Remember he has experience - he was a kid once, too! He will occasionally take you to do a fun thing, such as a movie or miniature golf with him. This is normal - go with it and have fun hanging out with him. Dependable and hard working, fathers need next to no nourishment, but do require plenty of love and trust. In return, they will gradually teach you about merits such as responsibility, fairness, honesty, and courage. And while Boy Scouts and Girl Scouts do the same thing, fathers provide a more permanent and personal relationship. As you can plainly see, when Mrs. Grandma and Mr. Grandpa are combined, anything is possible! Buy today! Limited time discount when purchased by mail. Restrictions apply. If quality is undesirable, exchange is optional.

By Familyforever Inc.

-- Ilea Howard (age 12 1/2)

I loved it but I'm not sure about that ''exchange'' part. I've never heard of that option.